joke kids in school

**مدائن** · 13-03-2008, 12:27 AM

kids in school think quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

*********************

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

********************

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

*******************

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie,*********************** ********* one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

******************

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

****************

TEACHER : Can anyone give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

***************

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher

LoOoOoOoL

Mdayn :)

**Nawal** · 13-03-2008, 03:18 AM

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

sooooooooooooooo funny
thanx

**مدائن** · 13-03-2008, 01:30 PM

looooooooool

ya the funnest one

i agree with you Nawal

LoooooL

thanx 4 ur reply

:)

**zeina** · 13-03-2008, 02:10 PM

actully sooo funnyy looool
i liked da first one looool
thnx sweetyy mda2in:D

**مدائن** · 13-03-2008, 03:21 PM

zaina

am glad to be here

nice to see ur lolozzzz

thanx 3 ur reply

**zeina** · 13-03-2008, 07:43 PM

i like sayin' lool wherever i go even with mama hahaha looolz:P:P thx:D

**مدائن** · 14-03-2008, 02:03 AM

hehe

thanx agin

and WB

**Red Rose** · 14-03-2008, 02:27 PM

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher

Ha ha ha ha ....... really nice topic h agree with Harold

He is the best

Thx dear

**مدائن** · 14-03-2008, 05:19 PM

loooooooool

you like him

i'll tell ur teacher

thanx red rose 4 ur reply

and am happy to be here :)

Regards

**النورس الحزين** · 09-04-2008, 02:32 AM

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

المعلم : جون ، لماذا تفعلون الخاص بك الرياضيات الضرب على الكلمه؟
جون : قلت يدفعني اليها دون استخدام الجداول!

Thank cities

naoras

**مدائن** · 09-04-2008, 04:38 AM

hey naoras

let me say the yreanslate not like that

المعلمه : لماذا تفعلون حسابات اضرب الرياضيات على الارض ؟
جون : لانك اخربتنا ان نعملها دون استخدام الطاولات ..
the table here in another meaning

i like cities

loool

thanx 4 ur reply

Mdayn

13-03-2008, 12:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
مدائن مشرفة اقلام شبابية مبدعة تاريخ التسجيل: Jun 2007 المشاركات: 3,039	joke kids in school kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : Maria! ******************* TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." **************** TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! *************** TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! *************** TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! *************** TEACHER : Winnie,******************* ***** one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! *************** TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ************** TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ************ TEACHER : Can anyone give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ************* TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher LoOoOoOoL Mdayn :) __________________ * * أمتــي هل لك بيـــن الأمــم **** منبـــــر للسيف أو للقـــلم

13-03-2008, 03:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nawal مشرفة منتدى الشريعة والحياة تاريخ التسجيل: Mar 2007 الدولة: فوق السحاب العمر: 24 المشاركات: 708	TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! sooooooooooooooo funny thanx __________________ كن أنت التغيير الذي تحب أن تراه في هذا العالم مشهد (1) مشهد (2) مشهد (3) مشهد (4)

13-03-2008, 01:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
مدائن مشرفة اقلام شبابية مبدعة تاريخ التسجيل: Jun 2007 المشاركات: 3,039	looooooooool ya the funnest one i agree with you Nawal LoooooL thanx 4 ur reply :) __________________ * * أمتــي هل لك بيـــن الأمــم **** منبـــــر للسيف أو للقـــلم

13-03-2008, 03:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
مدائن مشرفة اقلام شبابية مبدعة تاريخ التسجيل: Jun 2007 المشاركات: 3,039	zaina am glad to be here nice to see ur lolozzzz thanx 3 ur reply __________________ * * أمتــي هل لك بيـــن الأمــم **** منبـــــر للسيف أو للقـــلم

13-03-2008, 07:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
zeina وطني جديد تاريخ التسجيل: Aug 2007 الدولة: jerusalem العمر: 19 المشاركات: 15	i like sayin' lool wherever i go even with mama hahaha looolz:P:P thx:D __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7SH5...eature=related

13-03-2008, 02:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
zeina وطني جديد تاريخ التسجيل: Aug 2007 الدولة: jerusalem العمر: 19 المشاركات: 15	actully sooo funnyy looool i liked da first one looool thnx sweetyy mda2in:D

14-03-2008, 02:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
مدائن مشرفة اقلام شبابية مبدعة تاريخ التسجيل: Jun 2007 المشاركات: 3,039	hehe thanx agin and WB __________________ * * أمتــي هل لك بيـــن الأمــم **** منبـــــر للسيف أو للقـــلم

14-03-2008, 02:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
Red Rose وطني نشيط جدا تاريخ التسجيل: Mar 2008 المشاركات: 172	TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher Ha ha ha ha ....... really nice topic h agree with Harold He is the best Thx dear

14-03-2008, 05:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
مدائن مشرفة اقلام شبابية مبدعة تاريخ التسجيل: Jun 2007 المشاركات: 3,039	loooooooool you like him i'll tell ur teacher thanx red rose 4 ur reply and am happy to be here :) Regards __________________ * * أمتــي هل لك بيـــن الأمــم **** منبـــــر للسيف أو للقـــلم

09-04-2008, 02:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
النورس الحزين كـــافـــي عـــــذاب تاريخ التسجيل: Nov 2004 الدولة: بين صفحات الزمن العمر: 24 المشاركات: 3,168	TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! المعلم : جون ، لماذا تفعلون الخاص بك الرياضيات الضرب على الكلمه؟ جون : قلت يدفعني اليها دون استخدام الجداول! Thank cities naoras __________________ أُمــــي ... أحبك أحبك أحبك ربى أجعل لها قصرا بجنتك ورحمها وغفر لها ولى ذنوبنا وقنا عذاب نارك اللهم آميـــــن

09-04-2008, 04:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
مدائن مشرفة اقلام شبابية مبدعة تاريخ التسجيل: Jun 2007 المشاركات: 3,039	hey naoras let me say the yreanslate not like that المعلمه : لماذا تفعلون حسابات اضرب الرياضيات على الارض ؟ جون : لانك اخربتنا ان نعملها دون استخدام الطاولات .. the table here in another meaning i like cities loool thanx 4 ur reply Mdayn __________________ * * أمتــي هل لك بيـــن الأمــم **** منبـــــر للسيف أو للقـــلم

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