- DOCTOR:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills


- BOSS:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

TEARS:


The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power


- RUMOR:

News that travels more than the speed of sound

- CLASSIC:

A book which people praise, but do not read


- DICTIONARY:


The only place where divorce comes before marriage



- MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master


- FATHER:

A banker provided by nature



- POLITICIAN:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after

- SMILE:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight

- OPTIMIST:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

- DIPLOMAT:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

- ETC:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

- OFFICE:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

- COMMITTEE:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together



LOOOOOL *_* HOPE ENJOY READING

REGARDS .. Mdayn

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غــــــــزّة ..
رواية صمـود ..
سطـّرها الاف الأبطال ..
كلنا معك يا غــزة الأحرار ...


ماتت قلوب الناس .. ماتت بها النخوة
يمكن نسينا في يوم .. ان العرب إخوة

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