Divorce Letter

**لولو** · 24-04-2006, 12:16 AM

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and
nails done, ***************d your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't
touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what
ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

Read these two letters it's worth a laugh....hehehe!

Dear Ex-Wife:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far Cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your
Constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing
that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to
not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you ***************d my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped
eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the
price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother
had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was
$49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it
out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I
quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got homeyou
were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling
life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you
won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Lol

Hope u like it

but its so funny right

Best Regards
Lulu

**zarkaa elyamama** · 24-04-2006, 01:33 AM

it seems that she's been a cheater ..

then good for him for divorcing her

I laughed at most in the (carla) part

thanks honey

**لولو** · 24-04-2006, 03:45 AM

lol
u know i've laughed mostly at the husbadn's letter

it was so funny

and he has a very cold feelings while he was telling her these things

anyway thnx sweetheart for ur replay

i was pleasured

24-04-2006, 12:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
لولو €乂 نـائبـة المـشـرف العــام €乂 تاريخ التسجيل: Jan 2004 الدولة: بلاد الرومانسية العمر: 20 المشاركات: 12,756	Divorce Letter Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, *************d your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife Read these two letters it's worth a laugh....hehehe! Dear Ex-Wife: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far Cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your Constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you ***********d my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got homeyou were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. Signed Rich As Hell and Free! Lol Hope u like it but its so funny right Best Regards Lulu __________________ غــــــــزّة .. رواية صمـود .. سطـّرها الاف الأبطال .. كلنا معك يا غــزة الأحرار ... ماتت قلوب الناس .. ماتت بها النخوة يمكن نسينا في يوم .. ان العرب إخوة °˚◦ღ♡♥ஓஐ Wa6aN IS The BeSt ஐஓ♥♡ღ◦˚°**

24-04-2006, 01:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
zarkaa elyamama وطني سوبر متميز تاريخ التسجيل: Jan 2005 الدولة: غزة - فلسطين العمر: 23 المشاركات: 963	it seems that she's been a cheater .. then good for him for divorcing her I laughed at most in the (carla) part thanks honey __________________ When faced with a DICISION, I always Ask.. What would be the most FUN ?? مدونتي .. من غزة!

24-04-2006, 03:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
لولو €乂 نـائبـة المـشـرف العــام €乂 تاريخ التسجيل: Jan 2004 الدولة: بلاد الرومانسية العمر: 20 المشاركات: 12,756	lol u know i've laughed mostly at the husbadn's letter it was so funny and he has a very cold feelings while he was telling her these things anyway thnx sweetheart for ur replay i was pleasured __________________ غــــــــزّة .. رواية صمـود .. سطـّرها الاف الأبطال .. كلنا معك يا غــزة الأحرار ... ماتت قلوب الناس .. ماتت بها النخوة يمكن نسينا في يوم .. ان العرب إخوة °˚◦ღ♡♥ஓஐ Wa6aN IS The BeSt ஐஓ♥♡ღ◦˚°

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