When Men Lie, There Must be a Reason!!!

**لولو** · 30-03-2006, 02:22 PM

If a female is reading this article then just realize
the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after
reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a
tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why
are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into
water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with
a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied,
"Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave
him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home
happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his
wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked
him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with
Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It
is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You
would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up
with my wife.

Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of
all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is
for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of
others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -
"WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

Enjoy it guys
its for ur own good

lol

Lulu

**zarkaa elyamama** · 30-03-2006, 02:38 PM

What's wrong Lulu ... who payed you to post this article

اقتباس:

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is
for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of
others.

well i'm not gonna argue with that .. poor men

i'm not gonna thank you ,, I bet someone else will

greetings honey

**لولو** · 30-03-2006, 02:41 PM

loooooooooool

no plz don't misunderstand me

hehehe

no ************ has payed me

i just wanted to say something good about men

so that i could but more funny subject about them

u know , so i couldn't be afriad from reprisals

loooool

thnx honey for ur replay

and wait for more

but this time for our own good

30-03-2006, 02:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
لولو €乂 نـائبـة المـشـرف العــام €乂 تاريخ التسجيل: Jan 2004 الدولة: بلاد الرومانسية العمر: 20 المشاركات: 12,756	When Men Lie, There Must be a Reason!!! If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it! "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez." The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!" Enjoy it guys its for ur own good lol Lulu __________________ غــــــــزّة .. رواية صمـود .. سطـّرها الاف الأبطال .. كلنا معك يا غــزة الأحرار ... ماتت قلوب الناس .. ماتت بها النخوة يمكن نسينا في يوم .. ان العرب إخوة °˚◦ღ♡♥ஓஐ Wa6aN IS The BeSt ஐஓ♥♡ღ◦˚°

30-03-2006, 02:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
لولو €乂 نـائبـة المـشـرف العــام €乂 تاريخ التسجيل: Jan 2004 الدولة: بلاد الرومانسية العمر: 20 المشاركات: 12,756	loooooooooool no plz don't misunderstand me hehehe no ********** has payed me i just wanted to say something good about men so that i could but more funny subject about them u know , so i couldn't be afriad from reprisals loooool thnx honey for ur replay and wait for more but this time for our own good __________________ غــــــــزّة .. رواية صمـود .. سطـّرها الاف الأبطال .. كلنا معك يا غــزة الأحرار ... ماتت قلوب الناس .. ماتت بها النخوة يمكن نسينا في يوم .. ان العرب إخوة °˚◦ღ♡♥ஓஐ Wa6aN IS The BeSt ஐஓ♥♡ღ◦˚°**

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